I wish I had my first piece of code, or even remembered what language it was. Sadly I don’t, so I’ll borrow someone else’s code, and insert something close to my comments. I recall from my days of writing code being proud of my comments, if not to educate the next coder on what it did as much as amuse them with how little I knew about what I was doing.
/* I wonder if I can make this work? Probably not, and I’ll probably mis-spell some word or something simple like that and be frustrated for hours if not days wondering why I can’t program. */
/* OMG, it works, I’m a programmer now */